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[KnoWn aS] JaniS
[16 yrs of age]
[BOrn on 6 jan 90]
descriptions abt me:

fat,humourous,short,stink,gorgeously obese
love to volunteer,love music,love to travel,love to talk,love to hang out,LOVEssssss
hate to wash dishes after eating,hate to be caught farting(cos i fart most of the tym =)),hate to smell,hate to be short,hate with lotsa HAtred,grrrr

|My Likes|



-GoodCharlotte:::blue:::SimplePlan:::SugarBabes:::ThE VERONICAS!!!

-yellowcard:::The Used:::All-american Rejects:::Fall Out Boy:::Brie Larson

-marion raven:::shinhwa:::craig david:::SON OF DORK!

|wishlist|



-hope to be 38 24 40
-hope to be 6feet 2inch tall
-hope to haf a 40cm long hair
-hope to haf long dangling legs n Spagetti thighs
-hope to be RICH like hell(more like rich in hell but w/e)

|.FreNz.|


yiling!
fiz!
alda!
abaddon!
kelly!
mervin!
amy!
lijuan!
TAN!
kelly
clemence
G-FORCE
none
tracie


|.MUSIC.|

 
Artist: LEE RYAN
Song: WHEN I THINK OF YOU

|Credits|



Monday, December 26, 2005

arhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!! S.I.N.G.A.P.O.R.E, i LOVE U!!!!!!!!!!!!!

finally.i'm back home.i miss it here.=D
after 3 days spent in penang, i hated there thou i will definitely miss the food.the food is fab! but if u ask me if i wanna live there,my ans is "NO WAY".

honestly, this "BACKPACKING" trip was a wrng idea.i was super healthy when i'm there but when i'm back,i've gotten myself a HIGH FEVER,SORE throat n mild flu.n fyi,i got my hair CUT.now i look seriously ugly n disgusting!!
u noe y? cos whenever i'm near/ in a hair salon,i will definitely haf my haircut.no matter how much i hate to cut my hair,the end result is "ok".N tat's my weakness i cant refuse,cant say NO.damn me.my NEW haircut doesnt even suit me!!!!!! ughh!!
ok,this was how it happend:
--after he'd finished cutting my mom's hair--
hairdresser:(turned to look at me) do u wanna cut ur hair?
Me:no thank you,i'm here to accompany my mom* smile
hairdresser: (looks at my mom) well..
my mom: (says to me) u better cut ur hair la,so messy
Me: maybe i do need to haf my fringe cut,it's too long n i do haf spilt ends,cud u help me get rid of them too?
hairdresser:(directed me to an empty seat) pls take a seat,what hairstyle wud u like?
Me: uh..anything tat suits my face?jus cut my fringe cos it's too long,n do get rid or my spilt ends

(he was hand combing my hair,checking out my hair)then he says-

hairdresser: ur hair is very frizzy,yeah,i noticed spilt ends,well..lemme do WONDERS to ur hair

obviously,when one hears it,u wud haf think tat e HAIRDRESSER is reliable n wud give u e best haircut right?well no, he actually CUT my hair into a pumpkin hairstyle!!!!!!

tat is LIKE SO DISGUSTING!!! i looked so hideous! seriously! he really did make WONDERS to my whole image.he bloody turned me frm a 15yrs old looking GAL into a 25 yrs old look WOMAN! jus great.gRRRRrrrrrrrrr i'm like SO mad.i'm paying money to LOOK UGLY.i looked like a miserable 25yr old AUNTIE!!!!

ok,besides the haircut incident,on the first day to penang,sumthing stupid happened.the driver frm GRASSLAND in m'sia(chao yuan)didnt bring us to our destination but DUMPED us as some ulu place n left.me,my mom,my aunt n my cousin were like wth...
so nvm,we went to take a cab n becos e taxi driver was a muslim,it's hard to communicate.At first,we cudnt communicate wif him at all..den thankfully,he noes how to speak hokkien!! muhahaahaaa so we got to our destination n booked a nite bus back to singapore n checked into a HOTEL.(it's more like a motel,actually)damn eerie n disgusting..the name of it is:central hotel(da jiao dian)so much for the word"hotel" cos it is so filthy n e place is so tear down,full of smoke.it's amazing,after this trip,i haven gotten lung cancer or watsoever.i've been like inhaling lots of smoke everyday n it stinks!

during the ride to penang,the bus was like shit.the air-con was on fullblast!
becos my cousin cant take cold temp,the air-con is direct on me n i dun mind the coldness cos i'm a person who can take it.The thing was,in the middle of the night,my cousin was shivering so badly,i decided to lend her my jacket.
you may think i was so noble,well at tat time,i WAS feeling noble.but after a few mins w/o my jacket,i was feeling very stupid n foolish.I'm like feeling as thou i'm wearing a singlet in antartica!!! my fats arent even functioning tat well cos i actually shivered!hahaaaaa
my aunt was saying i'm a very weird person cos i tend to do things differently.when the weather's hot, i tend to wear a sweater/jacket.when it's cold,i wud take off my jacket n claim i'm hot.=P haa ironic isnt it?

this trip isnt exactly considered as a backpacking trip cos while we were there,we went there to visit my zim-por n my yi-po-zor.my yi-po-zor is my gramma's auntie.n my zim-po is her daughter.during this trip,i've got to noe more abt my family tree.it's so complicated but damn interesting la.

uh..on xmas day,25 dec,in the morning,we went to eat breakfast at this vegetarian stop.it was good BUT i actually ate the sugarcane w/o knowing it!the worst thing was i swallowed down the fibre of the sugarcane.the one tat ppl tend to throw it away cos it's inedible.ughhh

later tat evening,we went to the place where we've booked the ticket back hm n guess what?! we waited for more den a sodding hr b4 a van came to fetch us to the bus terminal.(test my patience only.bleughh)

during the ride back hm,the bus was SO much better den the pervious one.it's more spacious,comfy,air-con temp was ok n there's TV! i cudnt get to sleep thou,i was awake wif my mp3 accompanying me thru-out the nite.the first toilet break was 11 plus n i missed it cos both my mom n aunt were aslp n my cousin was slping too, i didnt want to wake them up jus to go to the toilet so i control.n it was a nightmare man!
i controlled for a total 6hrs b4 e bus reach the second toilet break.it's amazing my bladder didnt burst!

i cudnt get to slp until abt 5AM.i was in a pissy mood by the time the bus driver release us for the second toilet break.cos during these 6 hrs,it REALLY was a nightmare to me.there's this guy who SNORES so farking loud n to add to my misery,my bladder was abt to burst n the air-con became frigging cold n most importantly, i COULDNT get to slp!!!!
after e pee, i felt so relieved tat i kept farting non-stop.ughh( hopefully no one noticed it's me who has been contributing to the smell in the bus) lol.i felt terrible but i cant control my fart.

well if a person is allowed to snore, i'm allowed to fart =) *grinz

so that's the end of e whole trip n i'm still feeling sick so ciaoooo
jann

JaNn has just been diagnosed with Uttzophrenia' at 12/26/2005 10:37:00 PM

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